the bank breaker.

It will come as no surprise to learn the guy collecting golf sweaters is terrible with money. But even by my standards, this is a dumb fucking purchase.

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The hand-knitted Ralph Lauren All Sports sweater boasts woollen depictions of baseball, basketball, American football, tennis, and - of course - golf. The sweater is huge, baggy and thick, like a winter duvet with sleeves and sex appeal. Despite the lack of design on the back, the sweater is still way fucking ugly, making it one of my favourites in the collection. The only thing really going against it is its monetary value; I am scared to damage it and so never take it out of the wardrobe. I guess if your mum ever returns my fucking calls I might make an exception.