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the cepsi pola.

Maker: Pringle

Cost: £10-£20

Size: Small

Weight: Thicker than it looks

Condition: 100/100

Ugliness Rating: 48/100

Overall Rating: 39/100

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The colour scheme used in this sweater simultaneously reminds me of both Pepsi and Coca-Cola. Hence the stupid name.

You know what gets me? Diet coke. How much Coca-Cola do you need to be drinking to see genuine health benefits from switching to the diet alternative? Like, surely if you are on a diet and proactively trying to better your health you should turn to water or some vitamin rich fruit juice, not the aluminium can of effervescent black liquid. Which isn't even naturally black but is made black because it is deemed a more appealing colour than the one it produces naturally. Literally, they deemed black a more saleable colour for a comestible product than whatever the fuck it is naturally. What the fuck is its natural colour?

P.S. The sweater got a low mark because it's fucking tiny.

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