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the fast and furious.

Maker: Rochford 

Cost: £20 - £30

Size: Medium

Weight: Mid-weight

Condition: 99/100

Ugliness Rating: 45/100

Overall Rating: 55/100

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"There's nothing more important than family," says Vin Diesel's character every five minutes. But what about two families, huh? And how come you don't use your real name Vin? Is it because Mark Sinclair sounds like a Bargain Hunt Auctioneer?

Car enthusiasts freak me out for some reason. Maybe it's because of how sexualised they make everything. Whenever I hear mention of 'rear chassis', 'body work' or 'power steering' my mind goes straight to an image of them jackin' off over the bonnet. Jackin' off fast and furiously.

This sweater is okay, bit lacking on the design but I think it's pretty cool. I'd also prefer it was a bit bigger but hey, you can't have everything.

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