the night out-er.

Possibly the most worn sweater in the collection. I hope you can see why. The night out-er is big, baggy, goofy, eye-catching and durable, making it the perfect companion for a debaucherous evening out.

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You know how some personality-deprived rich fuckers will intentionally introduce something grotesque into their home as a 'conversation piece' - a giant phallic statue or a child? Yeah, well this sweater is basically a cheap and wearable one of them. Instead of building up the courage to introduce yourself to somebody you find attractive, you can just hover in their eyeline until they either compliment the sweater or ask you to go away.

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One of the best features of this sweater is its weight. It's thin enough to be worn out when it's mild but easily fits over a hoody if you want to wear it out in the cold. Yes, there are the usual signs of wear and tear, but to me it adds character; each scuff and stain acting as a physical reminder of some forgotten mishap; a literal sign that you've had a good time.