the pat cashmere.

Okay, here's an embarrassing admission: I though Pat Cash was Pat Sharp. I didn't know Pat Cash was actually an Australian ex-tennis professional, I thought he was an 80's radio DJ and occasional children's TV presenter. Interesting that they both used to have mullets though. Sharp's was undoubtedly better.

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Neither Sharp or Cash have anything to do with this sweater, I just wanted a name that alluded to this sweater's USP; cashmere. Cashmere is soft as fuck, like Pomeranians made of clouds. It's just a stinking shame this sweater is tiny otherwise I'd wear it all the time. Another gift I reckon.

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Seen as I've run out of things to say and have a bit of space to spare, I just want to say- oh sorry, I've run out of space explaining myself.

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Oh hang on - by reducing the line spacing I've created more space to say what I wanted the say. Basically I just want to - oh bollocks, done it again.