the quirky uncle.
Maker: Lavon Sport
Cost: £20-£30
Size: Extra large
Weight: Sort of thin but heavy
Condition: 95/100
Ugliness Rating: 74/100
Overall Rating: 69/100
As an uncle myself, I look forward to the occasions that will warrant bringing out this monstrosity; birthdays, Christmases, graduations, funerals. (Don't worry, my niece and nephew will long outlive me. As will my grandparents at this rate.)
I very nearly called this the music teacher because they too exude a tragic energy, one that screams "I'm different!" and "please don't forget about me!" I went for the quirky uncle in the end because I figured they are more relatable. Like, there are definitely more uncles than there are music teachers. (Best sentence ever?)
Not a terrible sweater this. Lovely and big and in good condition. It's thin but heavy because of the wool I guess?
Sorry I didn't make many jokes with this one. I'm tired and pretty sick of writing about sweaters now. I haven't done anything else for days and may have gone a bit mad.