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the spring hollow thick knit.

Maker: Leoniak

Cost: £30-£40

Size: Extra large baby

Weight: Thick as pig shit

Condition: 85/100

Ugliness Rating: 90/100

Overall Rating: 96/100

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This sweater is the bomb. By which I mean it's capable of smothering hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians.

I don't even know what that means. But boy, do I love this sweater. It's the thickest I own, perfect for autumn and winter weather. And the size of the thing is unmatched; it's an XL and was shipped from America so is probably like a XXXL by our standards. I can even get an XL Carhartt hoodie under it, a combo that would have safely seen Robert Falcon Scott and his men to and from the South Pole.

If it's dimensions weren't enough, I love how this thing looks. Okay, there are signs of wear dotted around like the cigarette burn which magically appeared after a drunken night out, but its scuffs and loose threads merely adds to its charm. Take note future golf sweaters, this is how it is done.

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