the unremarkable.
Maker: Who cares
Cost: Under £10
Size: Small
Weight: Light, thin
Condition: 95/100
Ugliness Rating: 39/100
Overall Rating: 30/100
When it came to naming the sweaters and giving them individual identities, I ended up staring at this sweater for hours. Hours soon turned into days, days into weeks, weeks into years, years into months and then months back into years - it fucked up a bit towards the end there.
I'm waffling because there is absolutely nothing interesting to say about this sweater. It's green. It's small. It's cheap. What else is there to say? The only vaguely remarkable thing about it is how unremarkable it is. If it were the only green one in the collection I'd call it 'the green machine' or something just as stupid. But no, 'the ex-girlfriend' is green and 'green socks tee shot' also has green in its name. So I guess I'll just have to call it this.