the winner's cardie.

You know the famous green blazer? The one they give you upon winning The Masters? (For those of you that don't follow golf: they give every winner of The Augusta Masters a coveted tailor-made green blazer which is heralded as one of the highest accolades in professional golf.) Yeah, well this is the sweater they give you for winning a local mini-putt competition.

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I actually think this sweater is pretty badass. It's nice and big and baggy and has that button-up cardigan style you only ever see covering the decaying flesh of an OAP.

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Not worn this one out yet and it's hard to imagine a time when it would be deemed suitable. It's definitely one I'd save for fancier events and not, say, down the skatepark. I'd get my fucking head kicked in.