the faldo pair: faldo 2.

Not seen faldo 1? Probably best you check it out here first...

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I think the only people I know small enough to gift this to are young children, and I'm not letting them get their snotty hands all over it. Critics may argue this sweater would be greatly improved by the addition of snot. Those would be harsh critics.

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No, I don't really like this sweater. It doesn't look that bad but it is far too small and tight fitting. The V-neck collar also bothers me for some reason. Although I gave it a higher ugliness rating than faldo 1, it has a lower rating overall.

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Because I've immediately run out of things to say about this sweater, I'm trawling through Faldo's Wikipedia. Turns out he's had a shit load of affairs, one with a 20-year-old golfing student. Bit of a cunt by the sounds of things. If anyone knows Nick personally please let him know I don't approve of his behaviour or his shitty miniature sweaters.