Street Food Chef Review

My friend works at Street Food Chef and recently got a negative review accusing him of serving his friends before other paying customers. To rectify this, I decided to write a glowing review for the establishment. It's a little over the top, but nothing is fabricated. I do genuinely love the place.

Click here to see the review on Google or read below.

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Only two things in life are certain:

1) I will literally never, for any reason, set foot in Champs*

2) A Sharrow Street Food Chef Burrito will bang

When Buckin' Burrito on Eccy Road closed down a couple years ago, I was left with a huge burrito shaped hole in my life - a huge burrito shaped hole I assumed impossible to fill. However, stumbling across Sharrow Street Food Chef has been a revelation akin to that of Jim Carrey at the end of The Truman Show; hitting the horizon with his storm-battered boat and realising his entire life has been lived as a lie. If, by some miraculous act of God, Buckin' Burrito was to return to Sheffield, I wouldn't even bother going back. Such is the excellence of Sharrow Street Food Chef.

The staff are simultaneously polite, approachable, competent and physically attractive, which makes the entire process from start to finish a pleasurable one. The little street-side collection window allows you to observe the entire operation as your food is prepared, a process similar to that of having a child and watching it develop gracefully into a human being. (Probably, I don't actually have any children. That I know of.)

My only issue with Sharrow Street Food Chef? I wish there was space to sit in and eat, solely because this is where I would bring all my future dates. I'm convinced any girl I took to this beautiful establishment would be so impressed by my choice of eatery she'd immediately fall desperately in love with me; swooning in the submission of my excellence like a leper falling at the feet of Jesus.

Also, sell merch. I want a Street Food T-shirt.

Five stars.

*Sports bar local to Sheffield. A shit hole.